Kids

So my sister has been bugging me to post something to my blog. Keep in mind that I DID NOT even create this blog, my technology loving sister did. She said, "write a post, make us laugh." So here goes, my kindergarten kids make me laugh everyday so here are a few comments that I, and other teachers, have heard from kids in the school.
A kindergartner was asked what the four seasons were, he replied "Salt, pepper and garlic, but I am not sure what the other one is!"

I asked a little boy in my class to stop putting his hands in his pants, his reply was, "But Ms. Bowman, it gets stuck to my leg and I have to get it off!"

Two kids were outside before school, another student came in to tell me that some other kids were outside kissing..so outside I go to put a stop to the kissing. When I asked to two kissers about kissing they admitted to it and I proceeded to tell them not to kiss when the little girl said, "But Ms. Bowman, we are in LOVE!"

A student asked their teacher how to spell penis, alarmed the teacher went over to see what the little girl was writing about. The little girl said, " I got the ha part but I couldn't get the penis, how do you spell HAPPINESS!!?"

A teacher asked her student how he got so smart and he said, "Well, my brain just got the stuff and held on to it!" kids are silly, they make me laugh everyday.
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