Friday, September 10, 2010

Kids Say The Funniest Things

School is now going full swing! My new students are very cute, and I am ejoying getting to know them. With a new school year brings some very very funny things that the kids say, here are just a few.

While I was testing a little girl on the letter B, she said "My dad says that when you are writing the letter B, you have to give it boobs!" I laughed and said her dad was very funny, and that we give the letter b a head and a belly.

A little boy came in after the weekend and said, "Ms. Bowman, I went to the doctor this weekend." I responded by saying "Oh, I hope you are ok." He replied by saying, "I went to a special doctor, the kind that can get satan out of your head!" HMMMMM........I think he may have seen the preview for the new exorcism movie on the televisioin, at least I hope.